That being said ... you have been warned.
You will probably need a very long, hot shower after reading this. I know I do after writing it.
Father and daughter in sexual relationship go on TV
It was too disturbed even for Jerry Springer.
You know it’s got to be bad.
Come on, Maury Povich probably wouldn’t turn it down. Considering Wilkos is an offshoot, red-headed step-child of Jerry Springer (come on, he used to be Springer’s security, for crying out loud) are you surprised he took it?
Grammar Nazi note: Wouldn’t it be less awkward to phrase it this way: “to whom they could turn – Steve Wilkos?”
Recently the show aired a two-part story about a father - Morgan - and his biological daughter Britney, who reconnected through Myspace when she was 16 and started to have a relationship.
Aww, that’s nice, they had a relationship. It’s so nice that the internet helped this family get back together. Now maybe she’ll always have that daddy-daughter bond she always wanted, so she could be like the rest of the little girls in school.
Or. Not.
Britney explained to Steve Wilkos: 'I was 16 when I looked for him on Myspace. My family members had kept us apart and I hadn't seen him since I was seven so I looked him up.
You know, I’ve got to ask, perhaps, maybe there was a reason your family thought it was best to keep you apart?
Grammar Nazi note: GRRRRR. “My family members kept us apart,” not “had kept” … I HATE THAT SHIT.
'On my page I had pictures of my boobs and bum on there and when he saw it he said, "My little baby girl should not be doing that". But then he put a smiley face.
You were 16 and had pictures of your “boobs and bum” on Myspace? You were just asking for trouble.
As far as your dad, getting the smiley face after “My little baby girl should not be doing that,” should have tipped you off that he’s a sick, sick man and maybe you’re better off without him in your life.
Grammar Nazi note: Punctuation INSIDE the quotation marks. Always. Always. Always. Always.
'When I saw that I thought he had sexual feelings for me.'
But no, you interpreted it as far off in left field as humanly possible. Perhaps that’s how he meant it – in fact, it probably is – but ewww. Ewwwww. Ewwww. Ewwwww.
Now, I’ll throw it out there, I’ve heard of similar stories in the past. My former step-mother (for the sake of ease, we’ll refer to her as “Bitch”) had an issue with her first husband (allegedly) that his 13-year-old daughter from his first marriage came to live with them. All was well until Bitch came home one day and (allegedly) caught her husband in bed with said 13-year-old daughter. Ewwww. Ewwww. Ewwwww. Now, you can’t really trust much that ever came out of Bitch’s mouth, but this was the reason for which she didn’t like me being around my dad while they were married. Might I just say, ewwww. Ewwwww. Ewwwww. Ewwwww. She went so far as to make sure I always wore floor-length nightgowns, because, apparently, otherwise she thought I might be too much of a temptation to him. Ewwwww. Ewwwww. Ewwwww. Riiiiiiight. My dad was a lot of things, but he was not that sick. Nor would my mother have let him survive if something like that happened.
I digress…
Wilkos asked her if she did not think that he was taking advantage of her and she said: 'No, because I wanted it too. I see a future with him. I have a really good feeling about us and I know it will work out.'
He’s not taking advantage of you because you want it too??? Really? Here’s a shock, sweetheart, it’s ILLEGAL. In every sense of the word, it’s taking advantage of you because it is not allowed.
You see a future with him? Did I really read that right? You know it will work out? Do you realize you share half of this man’s DNA? Perhaps you got along because you’re related, not sexually compatible.
When her heavily-tattooed father Morgan came on, he was booed by the audience, but it did not stop him from greeting his girlfriend and daughter with a long, passionate French kiss, one in which Wilkos had to stop before it got too far.
O.M.G.
Ewwwww. Ewwwwww. Ewwwwww. Ewwwwww.
(BTW, if you want clips, go to the original link. I can’t bring myself to watch them, let alone post them. Reading about this is bad enough. But if you can mentally scrub your brain enough, be my guest to go check them out.)
He told Morgan that he 'should probably go and see a doctor and get some therapy, preying on your daughter like that'.
Good job, Steve. Maybe there is hope for you after all.
He replied: 'I'm not preying on her, yes I'm sleeping with her but it's not like I'm abusing her or something.'
You are abusing her. She is mentally disturbed to think this is okay. You are mentally disturbed to think this is okay. You are preying on her. You are abusing her and you both need help. And you need to be castrated or something.
Morgan said he did not see a problem with what he was doing and said that when he looked at his daughter all he could see was his soul mate.
W.T.F. Your soul mate? I don’t believe in that hokey, lovey-dovey, “someone’s meant to be for me out there somewhere,” bullshit – but even if I did, the fact your own daughter is that someone is nasty. Could she be your best friend? Sure. Soul mate? Nope. That’s just ewwww. Ewwww. Ewwwww. Ewwwww.
Though he did reveal he would not cross the line when it came to having babies, in case the child would be 'retarded'.
Wait, wait, wait. You will sleep with your daughter, but you won’t have kids with her because you fear they might be “retarded.” That’s your only problem with it??? Are you fucking serious? You mean it wouldn’t be the least bit creepy to you to father your own grandchildren? To have more DNA in common with them than your own daughter? But rather because you fear they might be retarded.
Wow. Just, wow.
In the introductory piece to the segment, Wilkos said that he wanted to make sure that the story was legitimate before taking it on and had asked for proof, which sources say came in the form of a video showing the couple having sex.
Kudos to Wilkos for wanting proof. But really, that’s the best they could come up with as far as proof? The show accepted it? I’m quite surprised they didn’t air it, to be honest. (No, wait, coming soon to an XXX shop near you – “Daddy Dearest,” the latest fetish DVD.)
On part two of the show, which was aired 36 days later, Britney had returned, worried that she was pregnant despite the fact she said she was on birth control pills.Oh noes!
She told Wilkos she was two months behind on her period. But when he questioned her further, she revealed she wanted to get pregnant on purpose, telling him that she believed there was 'no scientific proof it would come out all weird'.
Where do I start with this?
You’re behind – take a pregnancy test, sweetheart. It’s not that hard.Ohhh, or stay on the pill, genius. OR, here's one - DON'T SLEEP WITH YOUR DADDY!
There’s no scientific proof, really? How about this? Or this – which is a study from West Virginia University – and if anyone knows about inbreeding, it’s people in West Virginia!
Did I mention, ewwww? Ewwwwww. Ewwwwww. Ewwwwww.
When her dad was brought on the show, the 18-year-old admitted that she wanted to get pregnant, shouting at him: 'I'm 18 years old, I want seven kids!'
Okay, what does you being 18 have to do with a litter of children?
Another reason they appeared on the show was because Britney was afraid that her father was cheating on her.
A lie detector test showed that he was.
Oh noes.
The nerve of some people. I mean, to cheat on your daughter like that! (Excuse me, while I go throw up after writing that.)
Though Morgan denied it, the 18-year-old screamed at him and asked him how he could do it, before figuring out he was carrying out the affair while she was at school.
Okay, here’s a hint (regardless of incestuous relationship or not): If you can get away with banging someone else because your significant other is IN SCHOOL, then maybe you should rethink the situation, and get some help.
At the end of the show, Wilkos gave Britney the opportunity to leave her father and go and get professional help with the abuse she had suffered her whole life.
Take it Britney, take it. You have your whole life ahead of you. Go get help, go find a normal guy, live your life.
But instead she took her father's hand and vowed to stand by him.
But instead she took her father’s hand, and an entire television audience hurled in unison.
Ewwww. Ewwww. Ewwwww. Ewwwww.
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