A wheelchair-bound Madison Central High School secretary, Lynda Chase, 37, was charged Wednesday with one count of second-degree rape and four counts of sodomy for allegedly having sexual contact with a 15-year old male student.
Hehehe, does anyone else find it funny as hell that someone with the last name of Chase is up on rape charges?
Does anyone else find it even funnier that the rape (and multiple sodomy) charges are against a wheelchair-bound female?
BTW, I had to look up the legal use of the term “sodomy” … it’s not quite as dirty as you might think. I had some jokes ready to go, and then was sorely disappointed see: Sodomy is a term used in the law to describe the act of "unnatural" sex, which depending on jurisdiction can consist of oral sex, anal sex, or any non-genital to genital congress, whether heterosexual, homosexual, or with human or animal. (Thank you Wiki! Wikipedia, not WikiLeaks.)
The charges were filed by Kentucky State Police after school district officials brought the allegations to their attention, according to Master Trooper Chris Lanham, KSP spokesperson. The case remains under investigation by Trooper Edwin Botkin.
After the high school made district officials aware of the allegations, the district conducted its own investigation and then informed the KSP, said Erin Stewart, school system spokesperson.
I know it’s protocol, but doesn’t this seem like a complicated process? I mean, it’s like playing a game of telephone, how misconstrued was it by the time it got to KSP?
The school district continues to cooperate with the KSP investigation, Stewart said.
I should hope so. If they didn’t, there’d be a lot more questions than answers, I think. A lot more than there already are.
On the advice of County Attorney Marc Robbins, Chase was not taken into custody, Lanham said, because the Madison County Detention Center is not equipped to deal with handicapped inmates.
That’s just hilarious. You need to go to jail, but because you’re handicapped, but, well, you get a pass because our county lacks the resources. I’m surprised there hasn’t been an equal opportunity lawsuit about this.
“Your jail needs to be wheelchair accessible to inmates.”
“Or you know, people in wheelchairs could follow the law and it wouldn’t be an issue.”
“Why are you singling handicapped people out? By that rationale, shouldn’t everyone follow the law?”
“Umm, exactly.”
Instead, she was cited to district court, where she is scheduled to appear on Monday.
Scheduled to appear, makes her sound like a celebrity. Will she be signing autographs too?
According to a detention center booking officer, no bond was listed for Chase.
Did they skip this part of the process? Or did someone not do their homework very well?
In addition to working in the school office for many years, Chase also was a manager/statistician for the MCHS boys basketball team.
Coincidence that she was a manager/statistician for the MCHS boys basketball team? She was scoping out her prey. Anyone wonder what the statistics are for the number of basketball players she “chased?” (I seriously doubt the four is the actual count. Just the count for which she got busted.)
More than 30 years ago, Chase was disabled in a traffic accident on Interstate 75 that claimed the life of her father and one of her sisters.
This is very sad. And I love the fact the reporters threw this in there to have their readers feel a little bit of compassion for this woman. Look, we get it, it sucks. She’s in a wheelchair because of an accident and she lost family members in the accident. She’s not alone. We’ve all lost family members, and I know other people in wheelchairs thanks to car accidents … you are not special. My compassion only runs so deep for you considering you’re helping these boys with their ball-handling when you shouldn’t be.
--
While we’re on the topic of wheelchairs, how cute is this?
No comments:
Post a Comment