"Octomom" Nadya Suleman's presumably well-broken-in nursing bra will be among the items up for bid at a planned auction-style yard sale at her Orange County home.
Ummm, ewww.
Saturday morning's auction is being hosted by radio personality David Gonzalez who goes by the name "Tattoo."
Should we be concerned that an auction is hosted by a dude who goes by Tattoo? That does not give me a warm fuzzy, I have to say.
Gonzalez tells the Orange County Register that a bikini Suleman wore on the cover of tabloid magazines and other undergarments will also be available at the sale being held to support her family.
Are they auctioning off the skills of the guy who PhotoShopped her in said bikini too?
Oh, yeah, and let me say again … ewww.
Suleman's lawyer said this month that her home faces foreclosure and that she's considering going on welfare.
Again? I mean, didn’t she sign a contract for an adult film in return for the company saving her house from foreclosure? Apparently that fell through. (Or they cancelled the deal when they realized that bikini cover was a PhotoShop job, and if that’s the case I have to say, “umm, duh.”)
She’s considering going on welfare? I didn’t know she ever got off welfare.
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Really, do I need to say any more about this? I contemplated just going off, but then I realized it would be a waste of my time, and yours. You know what I’m going to say, you’re thinking it too. So we’ll leave it at that.
Just for good measure, all together now, a collective, “ewwww.”
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