INSIDE STORY: Did the Teen Kill Her Mom Over Her Diary?
In a case that plays like a script for a quirky indie film, a 15-year-old girl faces life behind bars for allegedly teaming up with her older boyfriend to murder her mother after she showed police the girl's diary.
Wow, a quirky indie film, huh? Someone, quick, prove you’ve had the idea in the works longer than this story so we don’t have to pay this idiot for the rights to the story!
Tylar Witt was 14 this past June when her mother, Joanne Witt, 47, was found dead in their home in El Dorado Hills, a very upscale Northern California suburb. Prosecutors say Tylar drugged her mother and then her boyfriend, Steven "Boston" Colver, stabbed her 20 times and slashed her throat with a butcher knife.
Let’s see here … first of all, it’s a “very upscale” neighborhood. That sort of tells me 14-year-old psychopath had a sense of entitlement that she shouldn’t have had. There’s problem number one.
Problem number two – never, ever, ever get involved with someone whose nickname is Boston. I mean, really, you’re just begging for problems.
El Dorado County Superior Court judge James Wagoner ruled last month that Tylar should be tried as an adult, noting she was charged "in the death of the very person who gave you life."
Anyone who takes a life should be tried as an adult. But that’s just my two cents, take it for what it’s worth.
Tylar Witt and Colver have pleaded not guilty and are due back in court Jan. 7 for a preliminary hearing.
And this is what I hate about the damn system – they aren’t even going to court for a preliminary hearing until January? Really? And we wonder why we’re taxed so much. Just get it over with.
Police say the unbelievable crime occurred after the mom caught on to the fact that a 19-year-old boarder in her house was not gay, as her daughter had claimed, but was her daughter's lover.
Umm, yeah, 19-year-old comes to live in my house while my daughter is 14 best be freakin’ castrated. A cover story of “gay” isn’t going to fool me. You either got no junk or you’re finding someplace else to live. Period.
She learned this after discovering Tylar's journal, which described in graphic detail how Tylar and Colver enjoyed having unprotected sex on the couch when mom wasn't around.
Why was “unprotected” necessary here? All it does is further prove she’s an idiot. Maybe that’s what they were going for.
The journal also described Tylar's fantasy of her mom, a heavy drinker, dying in a car accident.
That’s love there. Nothing says, “I love you, Mom” more than writing about how you want her to die a horrible, mangled death in a car accident. Do they make a Mother’s Day card for that?
Joanne Witt confronted her daughter, who denied having sex with Colver. Then Joanne Witt called the cops to turn in Colver for statutory rape, and gave sheriff's deputies the journal.
Classic mistake, mama. You make copies of the journal, and give them the copies. Doh.
The act only gave new inspiration to the teen's writings. In "The Killer and his Raven," a short story that cops say was written by Tylar, two lovers kill the girl's mother for giving police her daughter's diary.
"Late one night, her mother was drunk as usual," the story reads. "She spiked her drink with herbs from the forest. Then she called her man, her 19-year-old man, and at 1 in the morning she snuck him into her bedroom, leading him to her, and he stabbed her in her sleep, killing her, freeing themselves."
Come on, I see no similarities here at all.
Then the alleged Bay Area Bonnie and Clyde got stoned with friends, cut and dyed their hair and shared their plans to hide out in San Francisco.
Well, at least they were smart enough to dye their hair.
Cops tracked the pair to a Bay Area Holiday Inn. In their room was rat poison, breakfast cereal, a suicide note, condoms, marijuana and a DVD of the 2001 movie Donnie Darko (about a crazy teen with a troubled girlfriend whom he kills for).
It would have been even funnier if the cops found the movie Face/Off.
Oh, seems like the suicide note was extraneous, though, doesn’t it? Though, it doesn't say whose suicide note it was.
Tylar has appeared calm and unemotional during hearings.
She wanted her mom dead, she did it, and she’s not sorry. Why wouldn’t she have a calm demeanor?
During their arraignment earlier this week, she and Colver sat a row apart and acted as if they didn't know each other. Tylar's attorney claims she was a love-struck teen, manipulated by her much older boyfriend, but the prosecution says Tylar is "a smart, manipulative woman."
She is 15. She is far from being a woman. I don’t care how they want to paint her, it’s a fact. She’s a kid.
Mary Witt, an aunt by marriage, tells reporters, "I'm really scared for her. In some ways, maybe she is mature. In some ways, she is immature. She didn't even make it through the 9th grade. She is not very savvy."
She’s immature. Point of fact. I’m, uh ... insert-number-here
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